Instant Death!

Instant Death! is an automatic comic strip generator developed by Halvor Kjærås. It contains a predefined set of characters, with their own catch phrases. The characters are drawn on the HTML5 canvas element, and using a method of vector stretching, the faces can be transformed. Facial expressions and body language are used to support the statements of the characters.
Each generated strip is unique, as there are millions of possibilities. If you find a strip that you like, you may save it to the server, and it may be shared and rated by other users.

Cast

Charles F. Charles

Catch phrases:
SATAN!
Damn you!

Tom

Catch phrases:
More beer!
That is a great idea for a sitcom!

Edwina

Catch phrases:
Cheeky!
No cake for you!

G-dog

Catch phrases:
Oh my fucking god!
One word ... [word]

David

Catch phrases:
In my head, no-one can hear me scream
Everything went better than expected

Egg man

Catch phrases:
Hand be a cigarette, 'cause I just came!
I just pissed myself and came at the same time!

Laura

Catch phrases:
Won't somebody please think of the children?!
That's sexist!

Randy Nudeman

Catch phrases:
How the hell did I get naked?
Say hello to my little friend!

Kurt

Catch phrases:
Why is it always me?
It's just not fair!

Mbongo

Catch phrases:
Is it 'cos I'm black?
Does anyone have any food?

Perry

Catch phrases:
Yippy-ya, gangstas!
That's my mama!

Jamila

Catch phrases:
If you're going to be nazi about it
That's hotter than a baked cherry tomato

VECTRON

Catch phrases:
Eat my metal aortic valve!
Does not compute